Ich schreib das mal in englisch, weil die Geschenke auch englisch sind.

Here is the first:

http://www.theologywebsite.com/archives/fun_humor/talking_jesus_d.shtml
http://www.amazon.com/Jesus-Christ-Talking-Action-Figure/dp/B000B91OFU/

I bet He speaks English, as Aramaic is asking too much for $24.95.

If you want to have somebody more worldly, check this:

http://www.amazon.com/George-Bush-Talking-Action-Figure/dp/B0006FUEUK/

And its counterpoint:

http://www.amazon.com/George-Office-Countdown-Boxed-Calendar/dp/14022098...

Something for everybody. (:-)